top 5 least favorite smurfs

i love the smurfs. but in anticipation of the new smurfs movie, i shall hereby list my least favorite smurfs of all time--based on my memories of watching the cartoon.

5. vanity smurf



little did i realize when i was younger that this guy was basically "gay smurf." the overaffected voice, the flower in the beret, and looking at himself in the mirror all the time.

4. clumsy smurf



hilariously, this was basically "hick smurf." southern accent, couldn't do anything right. why did the other smurfs ever trust this guy with anything? i was waiting every episode for them to do the village a favor and just kill him.

3. brainy smurf



just looking at this guy's face, you can hear it: "papa smurf always says..."

2. smurfette



cried too damn much.

1. papa smurf



paternalistic megalomaniac in red tights.